The Allen Residence ((All of the Allen family; visitors allows))

Montgomery woke up and noticed the time. He got a cup of coffee greeting his family. He was tired and Mont almost burnt his hand. Mlnt waved to Lizzie and made breakfast.

It was a cold winter afternoon and Arachne decided it was a good idea to hang out with her boyfriend, Khyle, and get to know his family some. Knocking on the door, she moved her red hair out of her face and waited with a smile.

Holding Arya, Melissa went and quickly answered the door since the rest of her family except for Ivy was watching The Brady Brunch aspiring to be that kind of family. She saw that it was Arachne and she raised an eyebrow and asked, "What the fuck do you want?"

Montgomery got up to wave Arachne in. "Come in, make yourself at home."

Mont shouted, "Family meeting!! I want to have one right now!"

Turning around, Melissa walked into the kitchen with Arya since that's always where the family meetings were. She went and sat down at the table putting Arya in her high chair wondering what her dad was going to talk to them about.

Arachne entered the house hearing The Brady Bunch play on the TV in their living room. Knowing that their family meetings isn't her business, she went and sat down in the living room watching the show.

Ivy walked downstairs hearing the family meeting call. She rolled her eyes and got ready to hear her father blab.

Mont paced around the kitchen."I came to talk to you about pregnancy tests I found." He paced some more eyeing the children. "Who's is it?" Montgomery's tone began to come serious.

Khyle entered the kitchen hearing the words "pregancy tests" and widend his eyes. He was shocked to hear those words again.

Melissa just happened to unwisely wear shorts; as she heard Montgomery ask about pregnancy tests, she looked down and saw blood running down her leg. Devastated, Melissa went and answered sadly, "I just miscarried." She was devastated that whenever the meeting ended, she'd text Richard and cry her eyes out eating Ben&Jerry's ice cream like she does when a book character dies.

Montgomery noticed the blood run down on Melissa. He gasped after he heard what Melissa said. "Miscarried!? Melissa what are you trying to say!?"

"Yep. You heard that right. One of those tests is mine. I wouldn't be surprised if the other one is Ivy's since I know she once fucked the guy who got me knocked up with Arya," responded Melisa to her dad being a bit of a smart ass. Looking down, she then asked, "Can I go do my business real quick?"

"Oh, shut up you little whore." Ivy hoped she wont get caught pregnant right now. She hopes Melissa gets yelled at for the rest of the time, but for now she wants to keep her own secret.

Melissa looked at Ivy rolling her eyes and responded, "Just remember that I actually dated nearly all of the members of the football team, so don't even call me a whore you whore."

"That's enough, girls. Mel, go take care of your buisness, I'll deal with you later." Montgomery sat on the chair by the table and thought to himself, "my family life is hell."

Melissa got up and went to the closest bathroom as blood was running down her leg. Sighing, she felt her stomach feeling cramps that were giving her hell.

Darcy was being forced by Montgomery to come over and have dinner. He was glad to see Melissa, but he was so fucking pissed that he was being forced to deal with the shitty Chicago Whine gym teacher. Hopefully, it won't be as bad when he decides to stay with them for Christmas only to have the perfect gift to give to Melissa pop into his head: a proposal.