THE BUS RIDE ((open 2 all in chicago prime and redofrest))

Melissa then made a face from like those reaction gifs of people giving shade from those reality TV shows like Basketball Wives and shit like that. She blinked her eyes very slowly judging him a lot.

"What the fuck..." he whispered under his breath before suddenly getting very angry and lashing out in a loud screech, "STOP FUCKING STARING AT ME!!"

"I must've thrown so much shade that he needed an umbrella," she whispered to herself widening her eyes.

Lindsay was growing increasingly irritated as she listened to Melissa, Richard and Thomas's interactions. "Could you guys like, keep it down or something?" she yelled over to them, "I have a migraine and listening to you idiots talk isn't helping."

Melissa couldn't believe that fucking bitch, so she felt as though the correct response was to flip the bird and stick her tongue out like Miley Cyrus.

"Typical," Lindsay sighed at Melissa's response. "Could you be any more fucking childish, honestly?"

"At least my ass doesn't go around stalking someone's relationship," responded Melissa as she got out her phone to reveal Lindsey's nudes that she sent to someone at her school which were obviously photoshopped, but it was the perfect opportunity.

Adam couldn't believe that so many people were yelling and shit like that, so he went and covered his ears with his hands in hopes of the sound going down, but of course, it didn't work.

"OMFG! My nail chipped on me! I just got a mani pedi yesterday! It's the end of the world!" complained Evangeline as she began to cry.

"Those aren't even real," Lindsey retorted. "Besides that, I don't even go to your school so? Try hard much?"

Than got up and walked over to Lindsey and decided to ask the usual question that everybody fucking hates, "Lindsey, do you like wanna suck my dick? It can take you to paradise."

"John, shut the fuck up before Little Bill cuts your dick off in your sleep," said Alana to him rolling her eyes unable to stand that cranberry fucknut.

"Oh my god," Lindsey rolled her eyes in irritation, "how many times a day to you ask this stupid fucking question, anyway?"

Angel got out her ear plugs and plugged them into her iPod to listen to some music while playing some Candy Crush Saga because she couldn't take the noise any longer.

"Anyway, 'Than', I am not going to suck your dick or anything of the sort," Lindsey replied, annoyed that he dared to think that she would even consider doing such a thing with him, of all people.

"All of y'all need to shut da fuck up. Nobody gives a rat shit about y'all's sexual frustrations. And Pisscilla, ya weave's ratchet," yelled Shanique to the whole bus flipping her weave obviously pissed off.

"Look who's talking," Lindsey snapped back, not in the mood to listen to Shanique yell at everyone to 'shut up', of all things.

Damien then got out of the seat and took the pregnancy test out of Montgomery's hand and then said disgusted by himself, "Guys, this is somebody's dried piss, and we need to know whose piss it is while we're stuck in this damn traffic."

Ophelia got out of her seat to sit on Melissa's lap only to step on Nysinee's feet in the process. She went over to where Melissa was sitting and sat on her lap because she *~loves~* her bestie and because she knew that she wouldn't give a fuck. "Hello, my favorite pansexual atheist slut. How are ye?" she said to her winking with a bit of a noticeable fade of her black eyeliner.

"Probably Melissa's piss," Lindsey called up to Damien, "I wouldn't put anything passed her at this point."

Melissa smiled at Ophelia with a nod only to say, "Ophelia, just so you know, I'm not going to give you a lapdance. Especially since we're on a a bus with school teachers around along with a few month old child, and I know how much you love my ass."

Thomas was beginning to get bored, and began to hum to himself, staring into space and not paying attention to much else. "I ammm the baddest girlll in NYC....you can look but pleasee don't toucchh," he sang softly under his breath.

Sean was, as usual, in a rather sociable mood, and decided to change seats to the one next to Thomas. He felt sorry for the guy, as he always came across as being pissed off, and he could sympathize to a certain extent. If he was a janitor, he'd probably hate everyone, too.

"Oh my fucking god," said Richard to Ophelia and Melissa hearing their conversation looking at Ophelia up and down who was sitting on Melissa's lap as though Santa's in town asking them what they want for Christmas.

"You guys are so fucking vulgar," Lindsey noted in disgust, looking at Melissa and Ophelia with an expression that made her appear as if she was about to puke.