cigarettes, bible thumpers, and creepy janitors ((open 2 all except 4 boys not janitor bc yeah))

Ophelia was sitting on one of the sinks in the girl's bathroom lighting a cigarette only to use the sink beside her as an ashtray. "Bless the lord of rock n' roll the marvelous Satan. I wouldn't be here if it weren't for him, she whispered to herself blowing out a puff of smoke dropping some of the ashes into the other sink as the door suddenly opened.

Entering the bathroom, Valerie quickly ran to the other sink to do her makeup only to see cigarette ashes in it seeing Ophelia smoking by her. "Uh Ophelia, how do you even get away with smoking inside of the school considering how it's against the rules? she asked out of curiosity looking at her as she began putting her eyeliner on.

"Obviously I'm the daughter of a horrible language arts teacher and cheerleading coach, so why the fuck are you even asking that?" she answered blowing more smoke out. Ophelia had been getting cigarettes without them knowing since she was 15, and they don't even care about her dangerous habit down out of teen angst and rebellion.

Due to her irregular cycle, Melissa got paranoid about possibly starting in the middle of class to see Ophelia and Valerie over at the sinks. "What's up? Don't reply with the fucking sky or ceiling or shit will go down," she said to them as she quickly went into one of the stalls and came back out a few minutes later feeling relieved. She had also noticed Ivy's morning sickness in the stall beside her giving her "war" flashbacks.

Thomas arrived in the bathroom 15 minutes late with ~Starbucks~ (and his usual cleaning supplies). "I'm going to be cleaning, so this is a warning, or whatever..." he announced in a low voice, entering one of the empty stalls with all of his toilet cleaning shit.

"To let you know, my sister Ivy is trying to hide the fact that she's knocked up with the antichrist, so don't be surprised if the demon vomit is in the bathroom a lot," Melissa said to him as she got out her phone to check Facebook to see that Nysinee had shared pictures related to Jesus.

Hearing Melissa speak, she gave a response, "That's not surprising. Also, is it true that you and the french teacher were fucking? If so, that's pretty fucking impressive considering how your sister's cunt is awfully dry and doesn't have game. I know that because you and I are on-off fuckbuddies, and you told me because that guy you fucked in the eighth grade told you." Ophelia was giving too much information on Melissa's sex life, but she didn't really care.

Thomas wasn't really fazed by what the girl's were talking about, though he couldn't deny being somewhat intrigued by the details Ophelia was dishing out on Melissa's (private) sex life, but that was only because he had the tendency to get really into gossip (even harsher, more vulgar kinds evidently). Most of all, though, he was surprised that Melissa had been fucking Richard as he was sure there was /some/ sort of school rule against that although he did know that the student's didn't seem to have any qualms against breaking the school's rules.

Melissa's eyes widened hearing what Ophelia was dishing about her sex life, "Dammit, Ophelia. No one is supposed to know that, especially my dad." She never was the type to discuss where her genitals are in public and around classmates who only think of her as a really smart girl that'll forge their handwriting and do their homework for them since it could come off as a bad impression.

After a while, Thomas began to feel a little guilty for having overheard all of their private conversations, and wondered if he should perhaps remind them that he was in the room and could hear them, but eventually decided against it.
After he had finished cleaning out the first toilet in all of it's shit-stained glory, he collected his cleaning stuff and moved over to clean up the next stall.

Nysinee entered the bathroom only to see Valerie, Ophelia, and Melissa. Walking towards Melissa, she then said to her, "Have you never heard of this thing called abstinence until marriage? It appears as though you haven't. If you haven't been a whore since the sixth grade, then you'd probably be a child of God. Repent all of your mistakes and God will forgive you."

Hearing Nysinee, she sighed saying cuss words and satanic chants under her breath despite being an atheist. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little 'clever' comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo," she replied to Nysinee unsure on how she remembered that copypasta word for word.

Thomas began to feel a little bit agitated by their loud fighting and, remembering that he is indeed part of the staff and therefore must have some sort of authority, decided to tell them to quiet down a bit. "Watch the fucking language, girls!" he hollered from the stall.

"Cussing is a sin! God is watching over you! You're going to Hell," she responded to Melissa gasping at what she was saying. Nysinee could not believe that someone like Melissa would say that to the principal's daughter. Is this what whores who don't want to admit that they're whores do? she thought.

Since Jorgenia came to the school to help with the substitute for her husband's class, she went and entered the restroom to powder her nose to see a fight going on and her daughter smoking indoors as always. Ignoring the fact that Ophelia's smoking on a bathroom sink, Jorgenia walked over to Melissa and Nysinee and told them, "Break up this fight immediately! If you don't, I will tell both of your parents, and you wouldn't like that."

"Mom, can't you use the other fucking bathroom? This is the first fight in the longest fucking time, and I want to see it before my ass graduates," declared Ophelia to her mother rubbing her cigarette against a sink to put it out and tried to throw it over to the closest stall for the janitor to take care of.