friday night frights ((all))

Melissa got up to see what Richard was looking at to see a skeleton. "Dude, this is so fucking cool. I wonder if it's real. I hope so since it makes this haunted house authentic," she said hearing Lindsey yell. She then looked at her and replied, "I'm legal, and he doesn't fuck corpses. In fact, I don't know anyone who fucks corpses."

Not really knowing what to say, Lindsey stormed out of the room. "You guys are disgusting!" she shouted back at them as she left.

She shrugged glad to see that Lindsey decided to finally fuck off and leave them alone. Melissa went and closed the door locking it slowly placing the dusty skeleton somewhere else only to see a spider. Screaming, she dropped the skeleton causing it to fall apart with the skull breaking and went to tightly hug Richard to save her from the spider.

Damien started to wander around the house hoping to find an old record player to use on the vinyls he had bought at a thrift store for that very special day of finding one.

Grabbing a business card he got from a random guy at Wal Mart out of his coat, Richard carefully got the spider to crawl onto it and opened the window to get the spider out to keep peace with nature. "I saved the day. I got the spider away without killing it," he said to Melissa trying to close the window only for it to break and started to consider finding another room.

"Uh, did you know that I once got detention for kicking the ceiling?" she asked Richard after he got the spider out. Melissa began to wonder about whether or not he was ever in theatre class since fucked up shit tends to happen in theatre class.

He looked back at Melissa deciding to respond with a very important question, "How do you kick a ceiling?" Richard grew up going to public schools, so he'd never understand the philosophy about accidentally kicking things impossible to kick like a ceiling.

Not surprised, Melissa answered, "It's a thing called being a theatre student. The weirdest shit occurs during class such as me accidentally kicking the ceiling. My dad threw a tantrum when he saw me in detention, since he was on detention duty, for kicking a ceiling. He still isn't over it."

Ophelia began roaming around the house dropping cigarette ashes everywhere she went to see a room with a broken skeleton in it. She walked in to see Richard and Melissa right by each other and shrugged as she began to touch the bones sitting in front of her.

"I must admit, that is very interesting. That's the first time I ever heard such a thing," he replied to Melissa noticing Ophelia examine the skeleton that Melissa had broken over a granddaddy longlegs.